

(Source: inclined-ice, via thewarriorandthebard)
Xena: ”Hah! I’ve cut off the flow of blood to your brain and other pertinent body parts. So, tell me— how old were you when you lost your virginity?”
Gabrielle: ”Xena.”
Xena: ”Shut up, Mavis— this is important.”
(via thewarriorandthebard)